A cheerful man with a white beard, wearing dark sunglasses, a red blazer with white trim, a purple shirt, and a pink striped tie, smiling with arms crossed against a textured background.

Captain Blakeroo stands at 6' 1", wears his trademark striped tie, and is an absolute whore. Yes, that's right, if you have enough money, The Captain will endorse almost any product. Just get in touch and show him the CASH!